Moody


The jokes are still pretty stale

You can always tell when I get stressed or I am trying to hold off the depression. I either mope silently or I tell really bad jokes. You see, most humor is based on pain. Most of the great clowns and comedians had very unhappy personal lives, at least for a while.


Why was Stonehenge abandoned?
It wasn't Windows compatible.

Now when I am at my best, I tell terrific jokes and amazing puns. I can be really good at improv. Otherwise you get stale stuff from the digital toaster.

Right now I am recycling.

So until next time, keep this in mind:

"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."

Posted: Sun - March 22, 2009 at 08:25 AM
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