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Sometimes my email is worth it

Usually I don't do these email thingies except to laugh at them.

But today there were some good ones.

Don't sweat the petty things.
Don't pet the sweaty things.

Red meat is not bad for you.
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

When you work here, you can name your own salary.
I named mine Fred.

Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.

Everyone deserves to laugh once.
You have to earn the rest.
Some of us are really putting in the overtime.


Okay, the last one was mine. But I'm passing it along anyway.

Posted: Tue - October 20, 2009 at 01:55 PM
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